Unusual Lunatic

Unusual Lunatic owned a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Unusual Lunatic always carried a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

Unusual Lunatic searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It should be a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Unusual Lunatic desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Unusual Lunatic desperately needed a helmet that they would often break. This is certainly a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Unusual Lunatic desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.