Magical Lunatic

Magical Lunatic craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Magical Lunatic looked for a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Magical Lunatic desperately needed a wig that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

Magical Lunatic desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

Magical Lunatic often carried a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to choose.

Magical Lunatic always carried a condom that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A condom is the thing to choose.