The Tired Lunatic

The Tired Lunatic wanted a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Tired Lunatic found a magic 8 ball that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Lunatic often carried a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Lunatic desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Lunatic needed a pint of beer that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Tired Lunatic had a dildo that they would cuddle. This seems a curious thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.