Her Handsome Lunatic

Her Handsome Lunatic looked for a set square that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

Her Handsome Lunatic always kept a CD player that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a CD player being the item opted for.

Her Handsome Lunatic found a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Her Handsome Lunatic owned a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Lunatic found a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Her Handsome Lunatic always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.