The Eccentric Lunatic

The Eccentric Lunatic searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Lunatic had a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Lunatic desperately searched for a bottle of beer to share. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Lunatic owned a cheese grater that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Lunatic always had with them a block of cheese that they would often drop. This might appear to be a different proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Lunatic had a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.