Their Lonely Lunatic

Their Lonely Lunatic found a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Their Lonely Lunatic desired a pen that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Lunatic desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often throw. It might have been a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Their Lonely Lunatic always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Their Lonely Lunatic always carried a set square that they would sometimes smash. It would be a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was sublime. A set square is the item to select.

Their Lonely Lunatic owned a ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.