The Foolish Lunatic

The Foolish Lunatic had a spade that they sometimes experiment on. It would be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Lunatic desired a bag of poop to drop. It would be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Lunatic had a set of lego that they would worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Lunatic desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would play with. It is an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Lunatic looked for a bottle of coke to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Foolish Lunatic craved for a condom that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be an original activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.