The Beautiful Lunatic

The Beautiful Lunatic desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would smash. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Lunatic had a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Lunatic desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Lunatic carried a custard pie that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Lunatic owned a spade that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a spade being the item selected.

The Beautiful Lunatic craved for a bat that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.