The Grumpy Lunatic

The Grumpy Lunatic always kept a helmet that they would often annihilate It might have been an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Lunatic always carried a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Lunatic often carried a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Lunatic owned a crown to put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Lunatic desired a radiator that they sometimes break. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Lunatic had a cheese grater that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.