His Weary Lunatic

His Weary Lunatic desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. A sponge of all things.

His Weary Lunatic desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Lunatic always had with them a bat that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

His Weary Lunatic always had with them a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

His Weary Lunatic always carried a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Weary Lunatic found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.