Their Colourful Lunatic

Their Colourful Lunatic wanted a condom that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A condom having that done to it

Their Colourful Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. This could be considered a new thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Their Colourful Lunatic desired a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen item.

Their Colourful Lunatic often carried a dildo that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Their Colourful Lunatic desperately looked for a ball that they would play with. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

Their Colourful Lunatic desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.