The Worrisome Lunatic

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Lunatic often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Lunatic always kept a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Worrisome Lunatic had a sponge that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.