Beautiful Lunatic

Beautiful Lunatic looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. It was a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful Lunatic looked for a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a new activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A melon was the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of beer to play with. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful Lunatic always had with them a sword that they would often drop. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item selected.

Beautiful Lunatic searched for a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

Beautiful Lunatic carried a tomato that they would smash. It might be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was epic. A tomato is the item that was chosen.