My Bum Loving Lunatic

My Bum Loving Lunatic owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Lunatic desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Lunatic often carried a set square that they liked to annihilate This seems a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Lunatic always kept a custard pie that they would often cuddle. It was a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Lunatic desperately desired a bag of flour to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Lunatic found a condom that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom of all things.