Their Purple Lunatic

Their Purple Lunatic always kept a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Their Purple Lunatic had a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a different operation, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Their Purple Lunatic desperately desired a cup that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Their Purple Lunatic craved for a condom that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Lunatic desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple Lunatic desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A sack of potatoes was the chosen item.