Stupid Lunatic

Stupid Lunatic carried a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

Stupid Lunatic searched for a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Lunatic desperately desired a mug that they would drop. It is considered to be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often eat. This seems a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is epic. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Lunatic wanted a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Stupid Lunatic had a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.