My Confused Lunatic

My Confused Lunatic craved for a bag of flour that they would play with. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was sublime. A bag of flour being the chosen item.

My Confused Lunatic always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

My Confused Lunatic had a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Confused Lunatic desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

My Confused Lunatic always had with them a little monkey that they would put up their bum. It would be an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Lunatic desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.