His Boring Lunatic

His Boring Lunatic desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Lunatic desired a cup that they would demolish. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a cup is the item to opt for.

His Boring Lunatic found a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Boring Lunatic often carried a CD player that they sometimes play with. It should have been a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Lunatic always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Lunatic carried a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.