My Crazy Lunatic

My Crazy Lunatic always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Lunatic always carried a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Lunatic desperately looked for a stretchman that they would hug. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Crazy Lunatic carried a bag of poop to share. This seems a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Lunatic craved for a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a teapot of all things.

My Crazy Lunatic always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would share. It is considered to be a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.