A Foolish Lunatic

A Foolish Lunatic wanted a custard pie to drop. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Foolish Lunatic looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

A Foolish Lunatic desperately desired a condom that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

A Foolish Lunatic always kept a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator having that done to it

A Foolish Lunatic wanted a spade that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a spade of all things.

A Foolish Lunatic carried a bat that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A bat being the chosen thing.