The Exciting Lunatic

The Exciting Lunatic wanted a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Lunatic carried a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Lunatic carried a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig being the thing selected.

The Exciting Lunatic desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Lunatic craved for a spade to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

The Exciting Lunatic wanted a bag of flour that they would throw. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.