A Determined Lunatic

A Determined Lunatic had a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

A Determined Lunatic searched for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Determined Lunatic always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

A Determined Lunatic desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to play with. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

A Determined Lunatic carried a Harry Potter wand that they would hug. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

A Determined Lunatic had a vibrator that they liked to break. It might have been an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.