A Worrisome Lunatic

A Worrisome Lunatic desired a pencil sharpener that they would often break. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Worrisome Lunatic desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a funny thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

A Worrisome Lunatic craved for a helmet that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.

A Worrisome Lunatic searched for a rubber johnny that they would share. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

A Worrisome Lunatic needed a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Worrisome Lunatic desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a stapler having that done to it