Her Handsome Lunatic

Her Handsome Lunatic often carried a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

Her Handsome Lunatic desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to throw. It should have been a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

Her Handsome Lunatic owned a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Her Handsome Lunatic always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Lunatic desired a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

Her Handsome Lunatic carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.