A Weary Lunatic

A Weary Lunatic often carried a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

A Weary Lunatic desperately searched for a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A helmet was the chosen item.

A Weary Lunatic wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

A Weary Lunatic searched for a teapot that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Weary Lunatic desperately wanted a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was selected.

A Weary Lunatic owned a porno magazine that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a funny activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.