A Red Lunatic

A Red Lunatic looked for a big sponge that they sometimes smash. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

A Red Lunatic craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Red Lunatic often carried a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A big sponge is the item to choose.

A Red Lunatic always carried a teapot that they would often throw. It should have been a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing opted for.

A Red Lunatic found a helmet to cuddle. This seems to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

A Red Lunatic needed a condom that they would sometimes share. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom of all things.