Her Fucking Lunatic

Her Fucking Lunatic desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be an original idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.

Her Fucking Lunatic owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Fucking Lunatic wanted a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Her Fucking Lunatic owned a bag of poop that they would smash. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Her Fucking Lunatic carried a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Lunatic desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.