His Square Lunatic

His Square Lunatic found a big sponge that they would break. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is exciting. A big sponge being the chosen thing.

His Square Lunatic desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.

His Square Lunatic desperately needed a pen that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a pen was the chosen item.

His Square Lunatic desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

His Square Lunatic craved for a chocolate bar that they would smash. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

His Square Lunatic craved for a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.