The Lonely Lunatic

The Lonely Lunatic owned a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Lunatic desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would hug. It should have been an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Lonely Lunatic needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Lonely Lunatic desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Lonely Lunatic always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Lunatic wanted a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.