A Lonely Lunatic

A Lonely Lunatic found a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Lunatic desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Lunatic desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Lunatic found a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Lunatic wanted a crown that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen item.

A Lonely Lunatic always kept a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.