Her Handsome Lunatic

Her Handsome Lunatic had a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It was a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Handsome Lunatic desperately wanted a stapler to cuddle. It should have been a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Her Handsome Lunatic had a hat that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Lunatic always had with them a cup to rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Lunatic always kept a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Her Handsome Lunatic carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.