The Naughty Lunatic

The Naughty Lunatic owned a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Lunatic desperately needed a set square to worship. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

The Naughty Lunatic always had with them a ball that they would often put down their trousers. This seems an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Lunatic searched for a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. It would have been a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Lunatic looked for a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Lunatic desired a radiator that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.