My Eccentric Lunatic

My Eccentric Lunatic always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Lunatic owned a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Lunatic desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Eccentric Lunatic looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Lunatic carried a radiator to experiment on. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Eccentric Lunatic had a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It would have been an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.