Their Chinese Lunatic

Their Chinese Lunatic always carried a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Lunatic wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Their Chinese Lunatic found a little monkey that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Lunatic always kept a bag of poop that they would often worship. One might find this to be an original activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Their Chinese Lunatic desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Lunatic owned a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a melon being the thing selected.