Her Confused Lunatic

Her Confused Lunatic always carried a bat that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.

Her Confused Lunatic always carried a melon that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Lunatic had a bottle of coke that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

Her Confused Lunatic craved for a melon that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

Her Confused Lunatic desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. It would be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Lunatic desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. It would be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.