The Weary Lunatic

The Weary Lunatic craved for a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Weary Lunatic always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Lunatic desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Weary Lunatic craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes demolish. It is a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Lunatic carried a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Weary Lunatic craved for a ball that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.