Depressed Lunatic

Depressed Lunatic found a spade that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

Depressed Lunatic desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sleep with. It was a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Lunatic looked for a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Lunatic looked for a crown that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Depressed Lunatic owned a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Depressed Lunatic always had with them a painting of a melon to experiment on. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.