His Square Lunatic

His Square Lunatic always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Square Lunatic always carried a cup that they would insert somewhere. It should be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

His Square Lunatic desperately searched for a set square that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Lunatic had a cup that they would often embrace. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.

His Square Lunatic always carried a radiator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.

His Square Lunatic carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.