Her Green Lunatic

Her Green Lunatic wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Lunatic had a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. It is a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Her Green Lunatic always carried a cup that they would often worship. It should have been a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a cup was the item that was selected.

Her Green Lunatic always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Green Lunatic desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Her Green Lunatic owned a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.