The Depressed Lunatic

The Depressed Lunatic desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to annihilate It should be an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

The Depressed Lunatic always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Depressed Lunatic owned a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Lunatic searched for a bag of poop that they liked to throw. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Lunatic desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Lunatic searched for a cucumber that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.