A Little Lunatic

A Little Lunatic desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A spade was the chosen item.

A Little Lunatic always had with them a CD player that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Little Lunatic desperately searched for a stretchman to smash. It is a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A stretchman would be the item that was selected.

A Little Lunatic always carried a stretchman to throw. It would be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Little Lunatic carried a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

A Little Lunatic always had with them a sponge that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item opted for.