A Dodgy Lunatic

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A Dodgy Lunatic owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. It might be an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Dodgy Lunatic desired a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Lunatic had a rubber johnny to smash. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Lunatic owned a spade that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A spade would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Lunatic searched for a teapot that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

A Dodgy Lunatic desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate It is an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.