The Nervous Lunatic

The Nervous Lunatic desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Lunatic always carried a bag of poop that they would often break. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Lunatic owned a big sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Lunatic desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.

The Nervous Lunatic always had with them a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Nervous Lunatic desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes drop. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.