Their Boring Lunatic

Their Boring Lunatic owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Lunatic craved for a can of Tango that they would demolish. It is considered to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Their Boring Lunatic craved for a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Their Boring Lunatic found a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Lunatic always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Boring Lunatic desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.