The Famous Lunatic

The Famous Lunatic desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often share. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Famous Lunatic owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Lunatic looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Lunatic needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Famous Lunatic desperately desired a teapot that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A teapot being the item selected.

The Famous Lunatic desired a crown that they would often play with. It was a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a crown being the thing opted for.