His Purple Lunatic

His Purple Lunatic desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Lunatic craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

His Purple Lunatic always had with them a bottle of coke that they would often hug. It might have been a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Purple Lunatic always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. It would be a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

His Purple Lunatic needed a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Lunatic always had with them a hat that they would smash. It is considered to be an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.