His Nervous Lunatic

His Nervous Lunatic carried a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was entertaining. A set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Lunatic desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Lunatic desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Lunatic looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Lunatic owned a dildo to worship. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Lunatic wanted a computer to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to choose.