A Dodgy Lunatic

A Dodgy Lunatic owned a bag of poop to sleep with. This seems an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Lunatic had a spade to put up their bum. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Lunatic often carried a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Lunatic looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Dodgy Lunatic looked for a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. It was a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Lunatic owned a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.