The Big Lunatic

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The Big Lunatic owned a helmet that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Big Lunatic always carried a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Lunatic needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Lunatic wanted a set of lego to demolish. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Big Lunatic desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

The Big Lunatic desperately craved for a computer that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was selected.