Her Boring Lunatic

Her Boring Lunatic had a bottle of wine that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Lunatic owned a pint of beer that they liked to worship. This seems a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Her Boring Lunatic found a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Lunatic searched for a pint of cider to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Her Boring Lunatic looked for a spade that they would sometimes hug. It should be an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was stunning. A spade is the item to choose.

Her Boring Lunatic desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.